Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Step Two

Hi. My name is Matthew and I'm a blogaholic.

I can't stop reading and commenting on blogs. I get a huge adrenaline rush when a blogger responds to one of my comments.

Today I am on Step Two.

I have come to believe that a Power greater than myself can restore me to sanity. His name is Nathan Bransford.

Tomorrow I may share about Step Three.

Disclaimer: This post is satirical. It is not meant to offend anyone, or to belittle the integrity of 12 Step Programs anywhere, which have saved countless lives since their inception.

That is all.

26 comments:

The Alliterative Allomorph said...

LOL. You crack me up!!! Thanks for lightening up my day ;o)

Ted Cross said...

Nathan was the very first blog that I discovered when I first thought to try using the internet when dealing with the book I was writing. I'll always have Nathan (even if he won't have me **sniff**).

Emily White said...

Here, here!

K. M. Walton said...

When I have a comment on my blog I get a slight surge of excitement. Still...and it's been 2 years since I started.

I can relate.

Old Kitty said...

I turn to my kitty/doggie blogs - far cuddlier, more fun, very sane and cuter! LOL!

Take care
x

Candyland said...

You're silly, Tim.

Creepy Query Girl said...

I'm a recovering addict. (blogs. Not the other stuff. Much:) Don't think I'll ever be on the wagon though.

Christina Lee said...

heh heh! Totally! I agree with everything Ted said too!

Slamdunk said...

Nathan's post today is "Higher Concept." Sounds like it was written just for your Step 2.

Mesmerix said...

This series is fantastic.

Does Nathan know he has worshippers? Enough worshippers = godhood, as I understand it.

storyqueen said...

uh-oh...so if I comment am I an enabler?

Oh well..too late now.

Falen (Sarah) said...

ahhh nathan bransford. good times. good times. and yes, commenting on comments is a win.

Bish Denham said...

ROFL!

KarenG said...

So funny!!

Lindsay (a.k.a Isabella) said...

Lol. Thanks for making me smile.

Stephen Tremp said...

I like Nathan Bransford's site. Been there many times. I also sent him my query letter. Fastest rejection ever LOL! I think its the genre though.

Stephen Tremp

aspiring_x said...

nathan is all things divine- that's for sure!
ditto ted!

Jemi Fraser said...

Nathan does indeed rock :)

Seeing those comments is kind of addictvie

Tahereh said...

lolol best of luck with your addiction!

Talli Roland said...

Haha! Good luck with Nathan. And what exactly are you two going to do together? :)

Kristi Helvig said...

I posted about addictions today too--something must be in the air! :)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I'm not addicted - just caught up in the moment.

Vicki Rocho said...

Are you going to have a 'cure' for checkin email 47 times an hour to see if there's been a new comment?

Karen Amanda Hooper said...

I've slackeritis. We should hang out at meetings or something and learn from each other.

Ishta Mercurio said...

Oh, yes. Nothing beats getting comments. Except maybe getting followers... No, followers who comment are the best.

Slushpile Slut said...

Bow down to Uber Agent God, Nathan "Zeus" Bransford ;p