Thursday, October 7, 2010

Step Six

Hi. My name is Matthew and I'm a blogaholic.

Sorry I've been missing so many meetings this week. I've been really sick. Not like dope sick, but actually sick. I'm back now though. Hopefully I'll be all right.

Today I am on Step Six.

I am entirely ready to have Him, Nathan Bransford remove all these defects of character.

These Nathan jokes are starting to be not that funny anymore. Or is it just me? Maybe I should focus on re-writing my novel more, so that I can have a project that is actually ready to query him with. Or maybe I'll just keep blogging instead.

I've missed you all a lot this week.

Soon I may share about Step Seven.

Disclaimer: This post is satirical. It is not meant to offend anyone, or to belittle the integrity of 12 Step Programs anywhere, which have saved countless lives since their inception.

26 comments:

Ted Cross said...

I've lost my interest in bloggin lately. I need Nathan to give it back to me.

Candyland said...

Dude, feel better! You've missed everything Brady!!!

Kristi said...

Hope you feel better!

DEZMOND said...

now, what is it with you bloggers lately, everyone seems to be sick these days? Not drinking your vitamins, hm, blogosphere?

aspiring_x said...

get better soon!

Shannon said...

I hope you're feeling better, Matt. Being sick is the suck.

As far as blogging goes - I'll take ya when I can get ya. Wow, that just sounded wrong.

Em-Musing said...

It's just you.

Bish Denham said...

Oh sorry to hear you were so sick, glad to know you're feeling better.

Old Kitty said...

Oh no!! Get better - forget the blogging - go back to sleep - recuperate completely!! :-)

Enjoy your day and step.away. from. the. computer. :-)

Take care
x

Colene Murphy said...

Feel better!!

Slamdunk said...

Our household has had the blahs as well. I hope you continue to feel better.

Melissa Gill said...

Sorry you've been sick. Nothing works when you feel bad. Once you feel better I'm sure you'll be back to your old self.

Tabitha said...

There is something going around. I was recently laid out by a cold. A cold! And I have kids, so we ain't afraid of no stinking colds. But this one was viscious and tenacious. It's still trying to hang on. But I have beaten it back with vats of herbal tea and vitamin C.

Hope you're feeling better! And I hope you don't have the same god-awful cold!

Tracy said...

Hope you feel better soon!

Geesh, I really need to get back over to Nathan's board/blog so I know what's going on these days.

Nicole Zoltack said...

Hope you feel better soon!

Robert Guthrie said...

Hi, Matthew...

Lenny Lee! said...

hi mr matthew! yikes! being sick isnt any fun for sure. im real sorry youre feeling bad. now you gotta do like i did and eat a bunch of that yucky chicken soup and stay in bed. getting better is real boring for sure. so hurry up and get better so you could get back at blogging.
...get well hugs from lenny

Susan Kaye Quinn said...

I love these Step posts - you are killing me with the humor. And I think the deference to Nathan Himself might get old, except the guy is just so darn nice. :)

Talli Roland said...

Feel better soon, Matt! Sending positive vibes.

Carolyn Abiad said...

Geçmiş olsun!

Carolyn Abiad said...

Thought I'd teach you the Turkish phrase of the day :) (Feel better)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

That actually made sense to me! Maybe I'm sick, too.

Kelly Dexter said...

I don't know why I didn't follow your blog sooner!

Hope you're feeling better.

Melissa said...

I hope your feeling better.

maine character said...

Get well, dude. Take Lenny's advice and eat a bunch of that yucky chicken soup.

Hannah Kincade said...

Feel better soon!! Orange juice and 7UP is the best!