Thursday, July 8, 2010

Gmail Chat

I just had an awesome/hilarious Gmail chat with my GF/Common law wife and thought I would share it with you guys since I was being so very clever. In it we discuss her mom's request for me to watch my little nephew Bryce this weekend. I don't know why Kelly gives her mom so much static about watching him, she's gonna be working anyway, so it's really up to me, and I LOVE the little dude.

Kelly: did u get my text?
me: nope, what's up?
Kelly: well i just tried to resend it
me: Just got it. It's fine with me but do I have to drop Kylie off on Sat?
Kelly: yes at camp
me: Where is it? Same spot on lake?
Kelly: yep
at 5 pm
but you will still have brycee cuz they are going to some auction...
me: Okay, well that is fine. Why don't you want him coming?
Kelly: but it also means you'll have to get up with him and feed him and keep nesta outside all day long
me: yeah I know.
Kelly: and you won't be able to watch soccer but it is up to you
me: Tell your mom she has to buy me and him and the girls pizza or something
Soccer is not til Sunday.
There is only one game left.
Kelly: the 3rd place game is sat at 2
me: oh yeah, whatever.\
Kelly: k i will tell her that you said its ok then
me: Tell your mom we want good pizza too.
Like Johnny's or Azzurri
Kelly: i am not gonna say that
me: not Papa J's
yes you are
she'll do it
she has no choice
Kelly: i just got in a big ass fight with her i don't even want to talk to her
me: I'll tell her.
Kelly: i am calling her now
me: k
Sent at 11:08 AM on Thursday
me: What's yer mom's email again?
Kelly: i told her and she said she will just talk to us about it later
she is all mad now
not about the pizza thing
me: whatev
Kelly: yer?
me: short for your
Kelly: that is pretty country
i know that
me: it's actually gangster
Kelly: country gangster
me: ghetto redneck
Sent at 11:13 AM on Thursday
Kelly: perfect
Sent at 11:15 AM on Thursday

Sometimes I kill myself. Anyway I though I'd share that just for fun. How's your day going?


16 comments:

Candyland said...

You're silly! My day is productive!

Ted Cross said...

You don't like Papa John's?? I'd kill for it here in Azerbaijan!

Courtney Barr - The Southern Princess said...

lol cute.

I like Papa John's but boy are there better pizza options!

Day is going well - glad its Thursday!

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Matthew Rush said...

Actually I do enjoy Papa's, it's the best budget delivery spot, but if Gramma's buyin ...

Carolina Valdez Miller said...

Hahahaha! OMG, please record all future conversations with her. I love the major focus on pizza.

Except what's wrong with the big Papa? It's super soft and bready yum crust. And the sauce rocks. We are definitely not related if you don't like Papa's. I can't even imagine what could be better. I mean, besides maybe like four other places. Or seven at the most.

Thanks for the BBQ tip. I was just trying to work out what to do with the shopping trolley in our garden.

Slamdunk said...

Funny. PJ's is the high class option for us otherwise it is frozen.

Emily White said...

That's funny! Papa John's is disgusting! Blech! I prefer the mom and pop pizza shops where the owners are actually Italian.

Falen said...

hahaha! awesome!
We only get papa Js when we want the dipping sauces more than we don't want the pizza.

Kimber said...

That was cute conversation:) I would love to have Papa John's. Unfortunately, in little podunk Cedartown we are forced to live with Pizza Hut and Domino's Meh.

Jemi Fraser said...

A new genre! Country Redneck gangsta! :)

DEZMOND said...

I must admit I didn't get the ending, but I love how your wife put the fact that you won't be able to watch soccer somewhere on the third or fourth place :))))

MBW aka Olleymae said...

yer...lol that's awesome. Ghetto country. Also, I love that photo!!!

Susan Kaye Quinn said...

You kill me too. And do I even want to know what kind of meat is roasting on that country gangster shopping cart grill? (There's a whole short story right in that picture.)

Alissa said...

Ghetto rednecks are the best sort of rednecks.

arlee bird said...

Papa John's is the best I've found in my Hispanic area of Los Angeles county. I'm sure there's better in other parts of L.A. but I'm not gonna traipse all over to find a pizza. Besides, I rarely get pizza because it's not my wife's favorite thing. And pizza's my favorite.
What the heck-- think I'll have pizza tomorrow. What'd you have to go and bring pizza up for anyway! Now I gotta have some.

Lee
Tossing It Out

Matthew Rush said...

LOL. You guys are funny! Thanks all.