Hi. My name is Matthew and I'm a blogaholic.Sorry I've been missing so many meetings this week. I've been really sick. Not like dope sick, but actually sick. I'm back now though. Hopefully I'll be all right.
Today I am on Step Six.
I am entirely ready to have Him, Nathan Bransford remove all these defects of character.
These Nathan jokes are starting to be not that funny anymore. Or is it just me? Maybe I should focus on re-writing my novel more, so that I can have a project that is actually ready to query him with. Or maybe I'll just keep blogging instead.
I've missed you all a lot this week.
Soon I may share about Step Seven.
Disclaimer: This post is satirical. It is not meant to offend anyone, or to belittle the integrity of 12 Step Programs anywhere, which have saved countless lives since their inception.
I've lost my interest in bloggin lately. I need Nathan to give it back to me.
ReplyDeleteDude, feel better! You've missed everything Brady!!!
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better!
ReplyDeletenow, what is it with you bloggers lately, everyone seems to be sick these days? Not drinking your vitamins, hm, blogosphere?
ReplyDeleteget better soon!
ReplyDeleteI hope you're feeling better, Matt. Being sick is the suck.
ReplyDeleteAs far as blogging goes - I'll take ya when I can get ya. Wow, that just sounded wrong.
It's just you.
ReplyDeleteOh sorry to hear you were so sick, glad to know you're feeling better.
ReplyDeleteOh no!! Get better - forget the blogging - go back to sleep - recuperate completely!! :-)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your day and step.away. from. the. computer. :-)
Take care
x
Feel better!!
ReplyDeleteOur household has had the blahs as well. I hope you continue to feel better.
ReplyDeleteSorry you've been sick. Nothing works when you feel bad. Once you feel better I'm sure you'll be back to your old self.
ReplyDeleteThere is something going around. I was recently laid out by a cold. A cold! And I have kids, so we ain't afraid of no stinking colds. But this one was viscious and tenacious. It's still trying to hang on. But I have beaten it back with vats of herbal tea and vitamin C.
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better! And I hope you don't have the same god-awful cold!
Hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteGeesh, I really need to get back over to Nathan's board/blog so I know what's going on these days.
Hi, Matthew...
ReplyDeletehi mr matthew! yikes! being sick isnt any fun for sure. im real sorry youre feeling bad. now you gotta do like i did and eat a bunch of that yucky chicken soup and stay in bed. getting better is real boring for sure. so hurry up and get better so you could get back at blogging.
ReplyDelete...get well hugs from lenny
I love these Step posts - you are killing me with the humor. And I think the deference to Nathan Himself might get old, except the guy is just so darn nice. :)
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon, Matt! Sending positive vibes.
ReplyDeleteGeçmiş olsun!
ReplyDeleteThought I'd teach you the Turkish phrase of the day :) (Feel better)
ReplyDeleteThat actually made sense to me! Maybe I'm sick, too.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I didn't follow your blog sooner!
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better.
I hope your feeling better.
ReplyDeleteGet well, dude. Take Lenny's advice and eat a bunch of that yucky chicken soup.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon!! Orange juice and 7UP is the best!
ReplyDelete