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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Step Two

Hi. My name is Matthew and I'm a blogaholic.

I can't stop reading and commenting on blogs. I get a huge adrenaline rush when a blogger responds to one of my comments.

Today I am on Step Two.

I have come to believe that a Power greater than myself can restore me to sanity. His name is Nathan Bransford.

Tomorrow I may share about Step Three.

Disclaimer: This post is satirical. It is not meant to offend anyone, or to belittle the integrity of 12 Step Programs anywhere, which have saved countless lives since their inception.

That is all.
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25 comments:

  1. Jessica BellAugust 31, 2010 at 6:35 AM

    LOL. You crack me up!!! Thanks for lightening up my day ;o)

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  2. Ted CrossAugust 31, 2010 at 6:57 AM

    Nathan was the very first blog that I discovered when I first thought to try using the internet when dealing with the book I was writing. I'll always have Nathan (even if he won't have me **sniff**).

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  3. Emily WhiteAugust 31, 2010 at 7:21 AM

    Here, here!

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  4. K.M. WaltonAugust 31, 2010 at 7:34 AM

    When I have a comment on my blog I get a slight surge of excitement. Still...and it's been 2 years since I started.

    I can relate.

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  5. Old KittyAugust 31, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    I turn to my kitty/doggie blogs - far cuddlier, more fun, very sane and cuter! LOL!

    Take care
    x

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  6. Creepy Query GirlAugust 31, 2010 at 7:49 AM

    I'm a recovering addict. (blogs. Not the other stuff. Much:) Don't think I'll ever be on the wagon though.

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  7. Christina LeeAugust 31, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    heh heh! Totally! I agree with everything Ted said too!

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  8. SlamdunkAugust 31, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    Nathan's post today is "Higher Concept." Sounds like it was written just for your Step 2.

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  9. Stephanie LoréeAugust 31, 2010 at 9:03 AM

    This series is fantastic.

    Does Nathan know he has worshippers? Enough worshippers = godhood, as I understand it.

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  10. storyqueenAugust 31, 2010 at 9:24 AM

    uh-oh...so if I comment am I an enabler?

    Oh well..too late now.

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  11. Sarah AhiersAugust 31, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    ahhh nathan bransford. good times. good times. and yes, commenting on comments is a win.

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  12. Bish DenhamAugust 31, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    ROFL!

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  13. Karen Jones GowenAugust 31, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    So funny!!

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  14. LindsayAugust 31, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    Lol. Thanks for making me smile.

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  15. AnonymousAugust 31, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    I like Nathan Bransford's site. Been there many times. I also sent him my query letter. Fastest rejection ever LOL! I think its the genre though.

    Stephen Tremp

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  16. vic caswell August 31, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    nathan is all things divine- that's for sure!
    ditto ted!

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  17. Jemi FraserAugust 31, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    Nathan does indeed rock :)

    Seeing those comments is kind of addictvie

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  18. TaherehAugust 31, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    lolol best of luck with your addiction!

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  19. Talli RolandAugust 31, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    Haha! Good luck with Nathan. And what exactly are you two going to do together? :)

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  20. UnknownAugust 31, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    I posted about addictions today too--something must be in the air! :)

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  21. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 31, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    I'm not addicted - just caught up in the moment.

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  22. Vicki RochoAugust 31, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    Are you going to have a 'cure' for checkin email 47 times an hour to see if there's been a new comment?

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  23. kahAugust 31, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    I've slackeritis. We should hang out at meetings or something and learn from each other.

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  24. Ishta MercurioSeptember 1, 2010 at 12:02 AM

    Oh, yes. Nothing beats getting comments. Except maybe getting followers... No, followers who comment are the best.

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  25. angelareneSeptember 2, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    Bow down to Uber Agent God, Nathan "Zeus" Bransford ;p

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